Good Gracious Me!
Oh vegansaurus, you make me giggle. Somehow I doubt the people who actually consume bear are even the slightest bit interested in Weight Watchers. Maybe I’m way off, but if you can catch, kill, and prepare a bear-a-licious feast, you are probably in top fighting form. Unless you’re one of those lazy jerks who comes to the bear party late and eats up all the bear kebabs.
I’m glad I don’t have to think about how much bear I’m eating. Insert veggie-lovin’ sigh here.
Weight Watchers has BEAR in their online calorie tracker. BEAR. Oh and it looks like (North American?) black bear is higher in calories than polar bear. Three-and-a-half ounces of polar pear flesh is three points (roughly 150 calories), while 3.5 ounces of black bear flesh is four points (around 200 calories). Moral of this story: fatties should lay off the black bear. Also, is that cooked or raw? I’m curious? Finally, seriously just kill yourself now this whole world is fiz-ucked. If hate and fame-mongering ever get boring for Sarah Palin, I bet I know someone who would give her a job! Just a guess!
This reminds me of back in the day when I spent a good portion of my life in ill-advised weight-loss schemes that made me sicker than I ever was just being fat RANT RANT RANT and anyway, Weight Watchers was one of the places I chose to torture myself. Anyway, the online tool tracker then had “RAPING” as one of the activities. You can burn mad calories doing some high-intensity raping, people.
Weight Watchers: Nothing tastes as good as thin feels! Except some polar bears with a side of good old-fashioned raping!
