Regretsy.com ate all my good intentions today.

I’m chortling, yes, chortling, out loud over here. Why are there so many handcrafted vaginas out there? I’m crafty—why have I not been informed of this trend?

Well, I’m on it now. It’s pancakes for breakfast tomorrow and we all know how creative I can get with the tail-end of the batter. A little shellac, and I’m good to go.